so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
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I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
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We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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