So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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