Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Randomize
