ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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