I want to stick my p in your. b.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
God, you're like boner-b-gone
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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