so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
