We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Boobs speak an international language.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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