I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Randomize
