It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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