i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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