We got so high we made milksteak
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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