Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
Randomize
