discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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