so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
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Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
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You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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