anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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