You're completely useless in the revolution.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
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We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
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She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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