I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
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