Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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