Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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