that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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