My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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