Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
handjob tips. give me some.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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