Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
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Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
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Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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