I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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