check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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