love makes seman taste better
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
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If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
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It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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