their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
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Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
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He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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