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you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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