I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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