ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
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Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
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I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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