What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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