you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
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I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
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I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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