And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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