Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
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We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
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i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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