Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
