Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Please don't give away my fajitas
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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