Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Dignity is for republicans.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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