the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
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Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
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Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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