If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
3 2 1 whiskey
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
Randomize
