And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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