Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
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we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
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Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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