Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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