Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
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I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
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He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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