Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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