I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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