But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
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The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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