He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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