I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
do nipples grow back?
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