I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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