that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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