Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
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Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
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Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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