dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
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You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
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Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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