Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
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He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
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I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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